I didn't really care about how they roasted my language. Then I watched a Minecraft video for whatever reason, and then the dream ended. I once made a Discord server specifically for a language called “Bo”, where the only word is “bo”. But in the meantime, I can write about it in this text. Waffles are cool. Anyways, I had a dream last night which was basically a whole movie I don't remember most of. The channel's name was changed from Infinite Budgets, which had been my name since 2013 when I made crappy Roblox videos, to Allisima. You might not know one or both of those songs. Now let's do an LTE Timeline! Maybe you can't speak Elefen, but you still understood that because of your knowledge of other languages. It would be pretty cool to have a world record for the longest text ever. I actually said it ten times (including the plural form). I was called "Infinite Budgets" back then. It'll be sad to see it go. Now she's asking me to write about how she likes yogurt. Okay, since there's nothing for me to write about, I should go now. Time for me to use this LTE as my dream journal yet again! Warning: if you do go and read her LTE, she spoils Spiderman: Far From Home at the very beginning, so be careful about that. There, I turned it off. Start from the beginning . Have you heard of the Library of Babel? WOAH! I don't get how her brain works. Only one refers to my mom. Wow, the corner hit and wall hit numbers are much bigger now. Hey, I'm back. I used to watch a livestream that was literally just this screensaver running endlessly. Half of this text is probably gonna be about languages. Why do I always type the extra T? This is actually my third attempt at doing this. She made it while bored at the library. Basically, there’s this conlang (constructed language, for those not in the know) server where we have a Sentence of the Week activity. She’s been looking at them for quite a while now. I don’t feel like putting links to all of them here. I speak Pig Latin with my sister sometimes. I apologize for my exaggeration of the annoyance level of me typing "thought" instead of "though". I sing that song in Viesa, but I make up half of the lyrics. I don't know why I feel obligated to say that every time I come back. It's pretty light. They became a French immersion school after I left. 2 years ago oof. A lot of people thought that was a terrible year, but for me personally, it brings me a lot of nostalgia because I talked a lot with my online friend at the time, and I did livestreams on YouTube and stuff. Sometimes furries, but I don’t wanna go back into that territory at this point. Hey, flashback to when I said that way at the beginning of this text! Well, would it really be a world record? But one person decided not to stop using "Once upon a time", and used it at the beginning of this story. It really does show how small this LTE is so far compared to FlamingChicken or Hermnerps. Did you know my sister has an LTE? Oh well. Report Save. A cipher of English being a universal language? We know that the grep command can match a pattern using the regex in a text file.If we know the longest line length as MAX_LEN, all longest lines should match the ERE pattern “^.{MAX_LEN}$“.. So that was quite the adventure. The RainbowFluffySheep LTE both started and was last updated in March 2018. It's like a window into 2016, when I had fun making these videos on a regular basis. I'm gonna go sleep now. My realization is this: if we take nine sentences from this LTE every week, there would be a whole year of sentences for people to translate. I've made a few movies with it myself, and many other people use it to make interesting stuff. Now I'm asking her what else I should put in this text. There's also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig Latin. He's the one who showed me YouTube, which reccomended me Vsauce, which mentioned pointlesssites.com, which brought me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which inspired me to start my own LTE. It's a language you can learn in probably five minutes, so why not give it a try? Now she's making annoying clicking noises. She just went back to school. One time, I printed an entire copy of the Bee Movie script for no reason. Or, in Simplified Engish: Simifid Enis. Imagine having a world record. Posted by 1 year ago. Okay, hopefully I won't have to talk about furries anymore. That would be painful. My sister is attempting to build a Lego city. The thing is, none of these are even real languages. Now I have to look that up. libraryofbabel.info is a website containing every possible combination of the lowercase letters a-z, space, comma, and period. Let's celebrate the End of Monotonous Topics (EMT) by talking about how we (my sister and I) had lunch and did various other things with our grandpa! The Longest Joke in the World * * * Lost in the Desert. Maybe it's the amount of development that went into it. It’s crazy to think that everything we could ever possibly say or write is massively outweighed by meaningless strings of letters and punctuation. She thinks she's epic because of it. That is assuming you're reading this at all. Goodbye! There, I did my part. How come every time I try to type "though", it comes out as "thought"? It just feels so futuristic! I've got 4,000 to go. My life was completely different when I got this phone: I was 11 years old, my YouTube channel actually had activity, and I wasn’t writing this text. Okay, I just made a webpage for her LTE (it's gonna be an actual LTE this time). You could probably crask Pig Latin or Ubbi Dubbi rather easily. I made a private world on OurWorldOfText for my sister and I, but she doesn't want to join it. I FOUND IT IN THE LOST AND FOUND! Remember when I talked about waffles near the beginning of this text? Actually, I don't know if 20,000 would even be possible for me. Last night, I dreamt that I was in one of our old houses, and I saw that someone made a video roasting Viesa. But GUESS WHAT? We’re on our way to IKEA to get a dresser for my room. No idea. I doubt my channel will ever go back to it’s 2016 legacy, but I’m sure I’ll post something eventually. And when I do, it's usually about languages and lasts only a few sentences. Well, I forgot about those and I only ate them just now. If Viesa is too much for you, Pig Latin will probably be better for you. Wait... 4 months? I'm gonna see how many characters long it is. Now she's saying that they're not random, they're the numbers being displayed on the microwave. I haven’t posted a video in a year. hide. I just realized that none of this is helping the fact that half this LTE is about the LTE itself. My sister is chugging applesauce. So it makes sense that this LTE isn’t very long yet. Hello, everyone! So far it's been used 115 times in this LTE. I will no longer say the F word throughout the rest of this entire text. Why does she like sponges so much? This is the LONGEST TEXT EVER! Very uninteresting. Why? This is probably the most meta LTE in existence. GIAR, PLZ! Have you seen that picture of Rhett and Link standing with a bunch of *******? It has over 5,000 dictionary entries and several texts written in the language. And that's the entire history of Viesa, explained in a Zany way! The first time, I didn't save it. At that time I had two little electronic toys: one was orange and for numbers, and one was purple and for letters. I just discovered how much I like the word "number". Each shelf contains 32 volumes. This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! It's pretty fun. My computer BSOD'd while writing this, so I have to start this section over again. Anyways, goodnight. That was the last thing I expected to see in July 2019. My sister has an obsession with sponges. These are the first few words of the new… the best … the Longest Text In The Entire History Of The Known Universe! Then I made the next version: VERSION 3.0! Before I had to start over again, I was talking about languages. Mayfield’s Hail Mary at the end of the first half flew from just behind the Browns’ 40-yard line and sailed out of the Ravens end zone. There's gotta be someone who'll find this text and dedicate their time to reading it, even if it takes thousands of years for that to happen. She's trying to think of another annoying song to play. I also once made a server where you’re not allowed to use any vowels. Oh well. Literally the only reason I'm writing this right now is because that happened. My sister stopped blasting annoying songs, so that's good. But I doubt that. I mean, most of this LTE is already stored on Neocities, so I probably won't need to worry about anything. I still wasted quite a bit of paper, though. Maybe I should create a page linking to all the LTEs I know about. This is actually my third attempt at doing this. I'm officially gonna say this: If, for some reason, you are reading this before you decide you want to start reading this entire text, READ EVERYTHING FROM "WOW, IT HAS BEEN A WHILE" TO HERE AT YOUR OWN RISK, BECAUSE YOU WILL LIKELY DIE OF BOREDOM DUE TO THE MONOTONOUS TOPICS! Because, like I said, I never have any idea what I’m talking about. This LTE. Sample Solution:- . Hey, what's the average amount of text I write per day in this LTE? My sister keeps typing into this LTE without my consent, and I keep having to delete it all. I have literally nothing to write about now. It's more common than words you'd expect to be common, like "you", "I'm", "for", "be", "about", "was", and so on. But I'll still be writing this even after I achieve the world record, of course. Great bit of legislative sleuthing by Danny Shaw and Andrew Rabinowitz at OpenCongress. By the way, the language is called Lazay, which was the successor to Zula, the first language we made together which is now deleted. They're just codes, and very simple codes at that. At least for now. I really need to come up with different hello and goodbye messages, because I’ve already said “Hello, I’m back again” once before. Let's see! I'd hate to be aware of someone reading this entire thing... like, if I had to sit and watch a family member or something read this entire text, I would cringe so hard. max_len_line. Before that, I also made one called "Atch OS" using my old Windows XP netbook. My sister just sang "I want your computer to crash again because I'm evil". I should bring up a new topic, but I don’t feel comfortable talking about much else. As LONG as it's LONG? I should sleep now. It's strange. I'll expain what Toki Pona is after I come back. As I've said before, I'm bad at math. If it's so easy that kids can learn it, you can too! I can play a few songs on the piano (albeit with weird fingering because like I just said, I have no idea what I'm doing), including HOME - Resonance and PilotRedSun - Bodybuilder. That's your Interesting LTE Fact of the Day! Read this text however you want to, it doesn't matter if you read this entire text from start to finish or not. All I ever talk about is either LTEs themselves, or the fact that all I ever talk about is LTEs. It had a good run though. Hello, everyone! I haven't typed anything here in several minutes. I think you get the point now. Nobody, that's who. For the purposes of the record, a text is defined as a published written work. But what made me discover pointlesssites.com? In fact, she's basically typing the entire plot of the movie. In the original FlamingChickens LTE, one of the very first things that is written is "I will just type, and type, and never, ever use copy and paste". Goodbye! For example, I just used "e" as the seed and it produced a nice looking picture. Archived. I was inspired by the various other "longest texts ever" on the internet, and I wanted to make my own. World’s longest oof. I need to come up with more original... nah, whatever. Hi, I'm a boring human being who has zero creativity whatsoever and still happens to be writing an LTE. You might need to know some linguistic knowledge to understand it, though. Isn't it weird that I said "haven't a clue" like that? She hates the languages I make! Congrats to those five words! Hey, I just had a thought. 11/25/2009 11:47 AM EST. And I was gonna keep this a secret, but just now I did this thing where if you take the first letter of each sentence, it spells out "VARIOUS". I hope I did that right. Basically, it's a conlang created by Bill Price in 1965. This version added CYRILLIC! It's pretty cool. I’m running out of ideas now. I have an estimate for how long it’ll take me to be the world record holder: about one month. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. I doubt it, though. I usually don't actually call them conlangs, but I use them for such purposes. #awesome #cool #funnies #funny #hilarious #hularious #lel #lmao #lmfao #lol #lolz #message #random #text #very #wow. The frustrating thing about pasting stuff there is that it pastes one letter at a time, so it takes forever to paste long text. I was inspired by the various other "longest texts ever" on the internet, and I wanted to make my own. Look it up on YouTube! Also, remember when I said that I said the F word six times throughout this text? Sometimes my sister has days when she doesn't hate languages for some reason, then she ends up starting one. Max wants to make his own video but i wont let him because i need my phone for my alarm.POOP POOP POOP POOP LOL IM FUNNY. Last night I was watching nothing but fursuit unboxings. But I'll keep doing it anyway. My goal is to surpass THAT. The word "I" makes up 5% of the words this text! For some reason, I have the exact date when I became a furry memorized. My sister is still playing annoying songs. These punishments can range from having to downgrade your operating system, to having your computer destroyed, and in extreme cases, even to death. It’s great. So “I like eating my waffles” becomes “I like etin ma wafes”. I basically have only two interests nowadays: languages and furries. Not that anyone will read this, but still. I had to use my finger. You’ll never guess why! Ha, get it? I also vaguely remember having a fan that lit up and displayed custom messages. I would've thought "the" would be the most common, but "the" is only the second most used word, with 43 uses. I have a keyboard in my room (the musical kind, not the one you type words on), and I don't really know how to play it properly, but I do it anyways. 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